If that was your dad, he is hot
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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