He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
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