I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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