Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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