Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
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