At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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