I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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