Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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