Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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