DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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