Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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