I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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