We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
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Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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