We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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