and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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