oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
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I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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