Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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