her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
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Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
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His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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