how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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