This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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