I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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