Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
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I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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