am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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