yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
So many bounce houses so little time
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
