I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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