The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
false alarm. still invincible.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Randomize
