Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Even my vagina gasped.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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