If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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