it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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