He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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