you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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