they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
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Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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