Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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