awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
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Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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