Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
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Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
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i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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