ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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