Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
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Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
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Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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