so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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