Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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