i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
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I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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