I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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