you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
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Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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