My girlfriend figured out who you are.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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