Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
