When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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