Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
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Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I touched a dick in church today
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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