Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
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Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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