I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
You work out of a Hotel?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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