cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
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I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
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You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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