are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Randomize
