With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
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its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
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Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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