belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
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