Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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