I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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