If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Randomize
