jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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