Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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