We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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